Here I am

itbemattheuu: thederpyhipster: queerlittlemermaid: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:02:15 -0400

thederpyhipster:

queerlittlemermaid:

Just listen.

oh shit.

Get on my blog. RIGHT NOW. HOLY SHIT.

MOTHERFUCK *head explodes*

WHAT IS THIS GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song makes me want to orgasm. It’s perfection.

reblogging because of reasons

TUMBLR SHOULD THROW A MUSIC FESTIVAL

AND IT WILL JUST BE THIS

FOR 12 HOURS

shickalenia: dduane: dakotaaaa: thesuitsofwoah: gailsimone: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:59:44 -0400

shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruel
almost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:54:18 -0400

lord-fucking-voldemort: unknownbearing: theoneguyoverthere: ha...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:51:53 -0400

lord-fucking-voldemort:

unknownbearing:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

This is very important information that was not made nearly clear enough in the movies o_o

This is one of my favourite pieces of information we get about Jack Sparrow. The movies only really show you the drunk, happy-go-lucky, wild pirate that everyone of us fell in love with, but there are reasons he chooses to spend his life under the intoxication of rum and sleep with every woman that crosses his path.

Captain Sparrow is a highly intelligent man, probably speaks several languages and is a very strong strategist, mathematician and astronomist (because to become a captain in that day and age you had to know your numbers and stars to be able to sail the seven seas.

He willingly and knowingly went against a order that was given him. He broke a contract with a higher instance, which could’ve been enough to just hang him, but instead he was branded as a pirate - a great shame and something that would make it impossible for him to find any other job that exactly that which the mark stands for. He simply got put on death row, instead of just killed on the spot.

Also, we all know Jack Sparrow’s father is an infamous Pirate Captain himself. Think about it. A young Jack Sparrow, refusing to become a pirate himself, instead choosing to work for ‘the good guys’ and become a proper sailor. He then finds out about the slavery and the human cargo. He decides to do the right thing and let them go, and he is punished for it by being turned into the person he never wanted to be.

He is such a complex and brilliant character, and I wish they would’ve shown this more in the movies, because I could rant about him all day❤

accepted-nerdom: i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel: usually I love...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:49:16 -0400

accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:48:50 -0400

nyehridan-artpora: lalulutres: worried that squirrels were...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:47:00 -0400

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

Amanda.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:41:06 -0400

tomboytown: i made another thingi find him adorablehe’s so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:40:54 -0400

tomboytown:

i made another thing

i find him adorable
he’s so special
my special little guy

im

twoplustwoequalschicken: Exeggsey, the most evil pokemon ever.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:40:41 -0400

twoplustwoequalschicken:

Exeggsey, the most evil pokemon ever.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:36:54 -0400

sarahmjfan: awesomephilia: Here tiny human. Pick it up and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:30:44 -0400

sarahmjfan:

awesomephilia:

Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!

OH MY GOD!!!

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:29:26 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

neil-gaiman: jupiterstarr: Abandoned Amusement Park in New...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:27:04 -0400

neil-gaiman:

jupiterstarr:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

I was sending photos like this to everyone when I started writing Nightmare in Silver. There is something uniquely disturbing about abandoned Amusement Parks.

Hey look it’s some screenshots from Custom Robo

agentlehobbit: Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:25:40 -0400

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

Saddam Pussein

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:22:09 -0400

gcart: My first one, it was too damn cute to not do!...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:19:47 -0400

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:40:09 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this