givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO


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blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(via seriouslysatan)


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airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo


avalancherun:

Forcing yourself to work on something that you have no real motivation for

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(via doktorpeace)


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cuteanimalsandliberationtheology:

do u know how long it’s been since I petted a dog

too long

always true when ur not petting a dog


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musiqchild007:

this is unnecessary.


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weepycreep:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

I was taught “never eat soggy wheaties.”

i learned it as “never eat soggy waffles”

(Source: annnica)


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