weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
quakertownbrat:

actual-possum:

soontobereverend:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum


actual-possum let me bap you

gently

I will never not reblog possum bapping


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each time beardy reblogs wil, an angry dad chills out and smokes some weed instead


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ruinedchildhood:

waking me up in the morning
thecarvingwitch:

prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOD


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zoology-bro:

Hooded pitohui. (Pitohui dichrous)
A poisonous bird? Rad.
The hooded pitohui - alongside its two other close relatives (Variable pitohui & Rusty pitohui) - was the first ever bird to be documented as poisonous.
This bird is seriously so awesome. Its feathers and skin contain the exact same poison that is found in Poison Dart Frogs. This chemical is actually the most powerful natural toxin known to man. It’s not present in very high quantities though, so for the most part these birds will only cause numbness, tingling and other minor symptoms when touched (basically they’re not deadly unless you got like 50 of them and rubbed them all over your face). 
It’s thought that the bird gets its poison from its diet; which is mainly Choresine beetles.
Things learnt today:
Birds are rad on so many levels.
Do not cover your face in Hooded pitohuis.
Anyone who tells you that birds are boring is wrong and clearly just jealous of the majestic wonder that is the Hooded pitohui.
Image: Mark Harper


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